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  • on 16.04.2008
  • at 08:30 AM
  • by Tom

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Apr16

Group Tabata Experiment:

Hypothesis: Applying the Tabata Protocol to everything and I do mean everything for 24 minutes will result in a salty discharge from the nasolacrimal ducts of any human being. Half-way through the experiment I realized the group was displaying superhuman almost mutant like recouperative powers. In the name of science (warehouse science that is) I decided to increase the volume of the original test and added group sit-ups and push-ups in cadence.



These two subjects (below) seem to have the ability to fly and possibly even bend lite, as I know I take perfect pictures every time.
Conclusion: Test Results Were Inconclusive there may be no limit to the abilities of this group. Weekly testing will be conducted to try and ascertain the abilities of these individuals. My most profound observation thus far is that individually these subjects effort and intensity levels on a scale from 1 to 10 rate a 10. When grouped together something amazing happens, in the words of Nigel Tufnel of Spinal Tap “This one goes to eleven”.

Personal note: I have always found the lack of Spinal Tap references in scientific literature bothersome.

Subjects Wanted for Research !

Subjects Wanted for ongoing Experiment in Forging Elite Fitness.
No fitness experience necessary all results will be made public and subject to bragging rights.

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